ALL CLOGGED UP WITH SOME PLACE TO JOKE

Just wanted to pop on and say hi. I am still here... The higher dose of the meds seem to be helping...but they have clogged the words in my brain and made them stuck there...

So the blog has been silent...thought the least I could do is dig out a joke to try to make y'all smile at least..lmao.

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport.

The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'.

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're inTampa ?

''Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.'

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta land the plane and take a shit first.'

lmaooooo

As always, to be continued......

GREMLIN GRADUATION

What a crazy couple of days...where to even start. I will be back with details but my mind is still whirling and my heart is a little bit sad.

Tonight, my baby graduated from public school. They all looked so grown up...

As I sat there waiting for him to get his diploma, I flashed back to that first day that I took him to kindergarten...

I thought he would be scared...or might cry. He had been with me all alone for 2 years at that point and I thought he might miss me...

But he just said "bye Mom" and walked in the door and didn't look back...

Tonight as I sit here crying for my baby, I pray that he has the same courage in September when the next chapter in his life begins...

I have waited for this day for 9 years...and now that it is over, I am more sad than my words express...but I am proud too!!!

As always, to be continued......

SWIRLY WORLEYS

Thank you ev1 for the kind words and support. As always, you all totally rock!!!

The doctors visit went well...he ALWAYS makes me feel calmer about things..

Tons to write about...words swirling in my head...but the doc increased the dosage of the meds and it is messing with me a bit. He warned me it might happen...just gotta batten down the hatches, tough out the wind and wait for calm waters.

Will be by soon to visit and catch up.((hugs)) to you all.

As always, to be continued....

S.C.A.R.E.D

Today I am scared!!!

I have to go see Dr S today and I am so nervous I couldn't even eat last night and I hardly slept. This is the first time I have been to see him since I started the purple people eater meds....

Dr S is a great guy and has been the absolute BEST doctor for me...he has been my family doctor for 17 years this month..and I wouldn't trade him for anything...

It is the fear of the meds...the gnome and I talked about it yesterday and we both agree that they are working ...things are at least a little bit better...and I want them to work....but I don't want to be on the damn things forever....and I think I still worry that the men in the little white jackets are gonna come knocking at the door and haul me off to the funny farm.

So I am scaredddddd ...will anyone hide me if I run away???

As always, to be continued.......

BLOGGER MUST BE MALE!!!...AGAIN

Holy crap...is this thing on??? LOL

Blogger is being a total moron...everytime I have tried to post or even read blogs in the last 5-6 days I have gotten error messages....

Don't know who stuck the popsicle stick up blogger's butt...glad summer is here..maybe blogger will thaw out and chilllll a bit..

Hopefully, we will return to our regularly scheduled programming now...

CROSSES FINGERS...

As always, to be continued
(when blogger isn't having PMS)..........

HOCKEY STICK??

TheCanadianWay ...

A Newfie, a little man,was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge,burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck. The big,burlyYank says, "That's a karatechop from Korea .

Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.

The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan ", he says.

The littleNewfie decides he's had enough and leaves.

A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold.

The Newfie says to the bartender,"When he wakes up eh, tell him that was a fuckin' hockey stick from Canadian Tire."

hee hee....

As always to be continued........

I AM AN OLD FART

I can honestly say I have no idea why...but all day I have had a rhyme running through my head that we used to say all the time as children:

Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted
Yesterday I took a chance
Saved my dime and shit my pants.

When I got thinking about this, it reminded me of those stupid bathrooms when I was growing up...they were in restaurants...sometimes even libraries...and you had to drop a dime in the door to get it to unlock..wonder what moron thought of that...lmao...must have been some tight wad Scrooge...don't even know what made me remember this...

Does this mean I am old?? LOL

We will return to our regularly schedule babbling tomorrow..lol

As always, to be continued.....