Saturday, May 17, 2008

AN AMAZING FELLOW

I want to start by thanking ev1 for their continued support and comments...as always, it means a great deal to me. I figured it was time to lighten things up a bit before I lose the last few readers I have...so here is a funny..hope you like it..haha

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special'

Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.'

Passenger. 'Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f**king widow.

lmaoooooooooooo

As always, to be continued..............

3 comments:

Canadian flake said...
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Phoenix5 said...

Ain't that the truth! LMAO! Thanks for the funny, Flake! I hope you are enjoying your Victoria Day weekend despite the cold and wet... blah! LOL!

HoosierGirl5 said...

Oh, that is too funny. That is a good one. I have dated some guys who (sort of ) talked that way about their ex's. Ugh.

J.