Monday, July 9, 2007

A FUNNY FOR MONDAY


For some reason, I found this joke funny. I guess it is because I am getting old ....lmao. Or is it just my sick sense of humour? roflmao....


Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Wally didn't show up, Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or some such. But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so Max really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't remember where Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Wally!

Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so!

Then he said, "For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you???"

Wally replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail???," cried Max!! "What in the world for???"

"Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"

"Yeah" said Max, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old coot like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pleaded 'Guilty'.

The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."


9 comments:

Hammer said...

I didn't see that coming :D

Burfica said...

Oh my goodness that is so darn funny!!!

Phoenix5 said...

LMAO! That was soooo funny! The punchline was a total surprise! I'm gonna have to remember that one! Thanks for sharing!

Dorky Dad said...

Yeah, I didn't quite expect that answer. Great joke!

Alekx said...

oh my I'm gonna tell that one at work tomorrow. Specially to this one officer that I rag on for being older then me.

Canadian flake said...

glad y'all liked it. I thought it was hilarious too..lmao.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Oh that is hysterical...loved it. %THANKS for the morning chuckle!

Miranda said...

Lol...I needed that...thanks.

Dorko said...

lol, lol, LOL!!!
:D