Tuesday, May 8, 2007

A funny for your Tuesday

I have certainly had some serious "vents" lately on my blog so thought I would lighten up today. This is a joke that a friend sent me and I thought it was hilarious. It reminds me of that guy (I think his first name is Phil??) that is a comedian and says "here's your sign"....omg he is hilarious...lmao.

These people walk among us.........
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???" They Walk among us!!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .They Walk Among Us!!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". They Walk Among Us!!!!

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak instead of the half-pounder. They walk among us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...They Walk Among Us!!!!!

My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"...They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!

Tooooo funny...Have a great Tuesday all..
as always...to be continued......


Ryan said...

The guy that does "here's your sign" is Bill Engvall... not sure if that's how to spell his last name.

We actually have a "stupid sign" at work that I spent a day creating. I had to wear it for a day for taking that much time to contruct it.

It's a phrase that will live on forever, at least here.

Thanks for stopping by my blog... I'll be back to check up on you in a few months. Take care and have a great summer.

Burfica said...

oh my goodness, the bad part is they do reproduce.

Makes me think of two of our favorite sayings.

1. YOU out of the gene pool!!!

2. Stupid people should not breed!!!


Thanks for the laugh my friend.

Canadian flake said...

Ryan - thx for the info and I was laughing at thinking about you making AND wearing that sign. You will be missed to the world of blogs and we will look forward to your return in the fall.

fica- yw for the laughs...and when I think of stupid peeps reproducing WHY does my ex-loser come to mind? If ever I met a walking excuse for birth control, it was him...lmaoooooo.

Hammer said...

Funny funny!

Should have bought 10 cases and got a 100% discount. I run into people like this all the time. It does nothing for my confidence in mankind.

Laurie said...

sadly, this is america these days. lol not that i haven't had my sign moments.

Phoenix5 said...

LOL! Thanks for sharing Flake! I got a good chuckle out of that! I've come across a few of "them" myself, and it makes me shudder every time! I think it's time we add a litle chlorine to the gene pool!

Canadian flake said...

hammer - good point. I actually saw a cashier at the beer store almost do something like this one...ya think she was sipping what she was selling?? LOL

laurie - I think we have ALL had our sign moments. Some are just more open about it..lmao.

phoenix - roflmaoooooo @ I think it's time we add a litle chlorine to the gene pool! ....chlorine or bleach? roflmao