Tuesday, December 4, 2007

TUESDAY FUNNY

Here is a funny that I thought I would share...I wonder if it made me giggle because I think this will be ME one day????

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Joseph Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302"

The Operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone.

"Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday.

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302.

No one ever tells me shit.."

As always, to be continued......

8 comments:

Burfica said...

that is so dam funny, I always felt like that when I was in the hospital.

Babzy said...

Thanks for the good laugh. Norma is one sharp cookie.

Hammer said...

You know maybe that would work. It's true, they don't tell you shit.

captain corky said...

LOL!

~JJ! said...

Smart move.

Biddie said...

LMAO! I will have to remember that one :)

Phoenix5 said...

ROTFLMAO!

'nuff said.

MomThatsNuts said...

LOL oh wow, that so happened to one of our patients TODAY....