TUESDAY FUNNY

I have been trying to write a post for a few days about what is going on here...why I have been feeling so blue...but everytime I try, it doesn't work....the words aren't ready to escape yet....

In the meantime here is something to make ya giggle...or throw eggs at me...whichever ya prefer.....lmao


A man staggered into a hospital with a
concussion, multiple bruises, two black
eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly
around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What
happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole;
we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.


We went to look for them and while I was
looking around, I noticed one of the cows
had something white in its rear end."

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it - stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt."

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife, "Hey, this looks like yours! "

I don't remember much after that...

As always, to be continued...................