Tuesday, July 3, 2007

FEELING OLD???

Hope you are all having a great week...things have been a bit nuts here with the holiday..I will post more about that tomorrow..just wanted to post this joke. It made my old ass giggle so thought I would pass it along for all you old (and young) foggies out there..lmao.


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE FROM A WOMAN!!

I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS NEARLY 30 YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?


UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1978. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

Have a great holiday everyone...

As always, to be continued................



6 comments:

Laurie said...

lmao. so true. it's just sad really.

That's a good one

captain corky said...

LOL! Good one. Today is our holiday. Not much going on.

Brillig said...

HAHAHAHA. Hilarious!!!

Canadian flake said...

glad y'all liked this joke too...it made me giggle AND it made me relate...lmaoooooo.

Biddie said...

LMAO! thanks for the laugh!

Hammer said...

LOL that is enough to ruin anyones day!